Instant download Knitting Pattern - Hat - Cold As F**K

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During my daytime job, I had decided I was going to knit hats for all my technicians. This was a huge task, but I wanted something unique and personal to each one of them. One of my darling techs has the mouth of a trucker, F-bombs dropped everywhere…. So, this seemed like the best option for the job haha.

Cold As Fuck is worked in the round and the pattern consists of both written directions and charts. The pattern features 3 adult sizes; Small, Medium, and Large, which makes it perfect for gift-giving. The pattern includes detailed instructions for the techniques used.

Sample is knit in the Medium size; Curt’s head is 22” round. Fits comfortably with some negative ease to keep the hat snug on his head.

Skills Required/Techniques Used
(Please refer to the Glossary & Techniques section for a breakdown of these skills)
• Knit
• Purl
• Cabled Cast-on
• Basic Colorwork
• SSK

Materials list
• US6 (4mm) 16” circular needles or Double Pointed Needles
• Darning needle
• Stitch marker
• 230 Yards Main Color Sport Weight
• 100 Yards Contrast Color Sport Weight

Example Knit in
Blue and White
Main Color:
Cascade Yarns 220 Superwash Sport
100% Merino
136 Yarns/50 Grams
US 5 - 6
Colorway: Colonial Blue

Contrast Color:
Cascade Yarns 220 Superwash Sport
100% Merino
136 Yarns/50 Grams
US 5 - 6
Colorway: White

Red and Tan
Main Color:
Cascade Yarns 220 Superwash Sport
100% Merino
136 Yarns/50 Grams
US 5 - 6
Colorway: Ruby

Contrast Color:
100% Cashmere Sport Signature Edition
100% Cashmere
230 yards/50 Grams
Us 2-4
Colorway: Barn Owl

Gauge
24 Stitches by 32 rows in pattern stitch = 4” (10 centimeters) on 4mm (US6) needles, before blocking

Size/Finished Measurements
16” (40.64 cm) circumference around the brim. 10.5” (26.67 cm) depth from crown to lower edge.

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