Cold as F*ck

During my day job, I set out on a mission: to knit personalised hats for all my technicians. It was no small task, but I was determined to create something unique for each of them, reflecting their individual personalities. One of my favourite techs stands out for his colourful language—he drops F-bombs like it’s part of the job description. Naturally, I wanted to make something that would suit him perfectly. So, I thought, what better way to capture his essence than with a hat that speaks to his no-filter, unapologetic vibe? It was the perfect match, and I couldn’t help but laugh at how fitting it would be!

Worked from the bottom up, this versatile hat pattern allows you to craft a perfectly fitting hat seamlessly in the round. The construction involves starting with the brim, progressing to the body, and culminating with shaping the crown. As you approach the final stages of the crown, you’ll need to switch from using 16” / 40 cm circular needles to either the magic loop method or double-pointed needles, depending on your preference for tackling smaller circumferences.

A notable feature of this hat pattern is its versatility in accommodating different sizes. For the hat itself, there are written directions throughout. There is a chart for the wording that you’ll duplicate stitch on the hat. 

I’ve worked my sample without the chart, then used a duplicate stitch to add it to the hat. That said, you could work the chart using intarsia or double knitting should you wish to get crafty with it (links have been included).